Author Archive for Blarsa

New Theme!

Our beloved friend Michael ‘Sextraordinaire’ Clements has created a new theme for us! Looks mighty fine I’d say. There might be a few minor bugs but he’s working them out as we find them. Thanks Michael, we wuv you babybabaay! lalalal

Time To Say Goodbye Remix

Not too long ago Lars and I were on skype and he started to drunkenly sing con te partiro or time to say goodbye and that’s where the idea was born. Though this has been done plenty of times we still wanted to give it a go. Warping the vocals was a bit of a bitch but Lars is a warp masta and did the deed (you may notice the video footage playing back a bit fast – this was required so our remix would sync with the footage). I did the video tonight and now I’m releasing it and the song while Lars sleeps. He doesn’t even know I’m doing this, doubt he’ll mind though!

Anyway, here it is – Sarah Brightman ft Andrea Bocelli – Time To Say Goodbye (Blarsa Remix)

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Pseudonym 2010

Here’s another russebus song we just finished for 17 lovely ladies.

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Midlertidig 2010

A few posts back we mentioned we were working on russebuss songs (don’t know what Russebuss is? Find out!) and put up a 3 second long snippet of a track, well that snippet was for a bus called Midlertidig. Apparently it was not only their promo song but part of a contest at a club in Norway to see which bus’s song could get the crowd going (which would explain why the girls of Midlertidig wanted us to put in vocal shouts like “put your hands up!” “jump jump jump!” and other misc cheesy assets, ie: the intro) – aside from that it turned out fairly well. We might put up an instrumental without all the random shouts if people like the song. If you’re expecting to hear a non-repetitive song, turn back now.

Midlertidig’s Youtube video:
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If you want to hear it in higher quality or grab the mp3:

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Slow, slow, slow

Not much going on, working on a remix, slowly. We’ll probably have that up sometime soon or we’ll toss it aside like we do a lot of shit. In the meantime, enjoy some Thurl Bailey.

Tonight

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This marks our first Ableton Live project together, I (Brian) turned Lars onto Live not long ago, after I made the Party like a Rockstar remix. This tune was inspired by Wolfgang Gartner and Justice – the way all the bass sounds flow beside each other one at a time and how the grunge guitar synth compliments the beat in a sense. This is our first attempt at this kind of genre.

Video Time!

Just going to throw 4 videos into this post instead of having 4 separate ones, 3 of these are old, 1 is new.

I had an impulse to make something stupid.
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Decided to youtube the GGG remix with a simple video to keep the viewers interest rather than a video with a single image that you watch for 3 mins while you listen to the song. Turned out pretty alright.
YouTube. – I don’t know why YouTube doesn’t recognize the video as HD…

This is merely a simple video to get the Alla Som Inte Dansar remix up on youtube, however it doubles as a little behind the scenes look at the track.
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Here’s the new mini music video for One Night Stand -
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You Make Me

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Here’s a little something from our soft side.

Party like a Rockstar

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I recently got my hands on Ableton Live and decided to make a remix of Shop Boyz – Rock Star. Why rock star? Well, cause I had the a capella, that’s about the only reason why. Anywho, didn’t spend a lot of time on this one but I think it came out pretty alright! Although, I do wish Lars could have added his flavor to it but alas he’s busy with a festival in Norway.

One Night Stand

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This song started out as a test for a vocoder combinator I’ve been working on in Reason and turned into a racy joke song containing sexual, vulgar, and perverse lyrics.

Lyrics:

Verse 1:
Naked Night
My dick is hard and her pussy is tight
Her body moves between the crowd and lights
She looks at me and says something polite
(repeat)

Chorus:
I want sex!
Sex!
Just give me sex!
I want some gimme I need sex!
Sex!
Just give me sex!
I want some gimme I need sex!

Verse 2:
Back at home
She’s on the bed about to give me dome
She gets it soaking when she licks my bone
About to bust and then I hear her moan

Chorus 2:
Fuck me now!
Now!
I want dick!
Yeah!
Just fuck me now!
Dick!
Just fuck me now!

Verse 3:
Aftermath
This bitch is really gonna need a bath
She’s got my cum dripping out of her ass
I think this girl was in my senior class
I left the room and got out of there quick
Back at the club I see another chick
She’s an amputee that looks like a t-rex
She moves in closer; guess what she says next

Chorus 3:
I want sex!
Sex!
Just give me sex!
I want some gimme I need sex!
Sex!
Just give me sex!
I want some gimme I need sex!
Fuck me now!
Now!
Just fuck me now!
Sex!
Just give me sex!
I want some gimme I need sex!